Cathy Serrano: My Music

After attending the James Taylor concert at The Embassy Theatre in Fort Wayne on April 11th, I was inspired to do two things. One was to continue with my finger-picking style and tell everyone who keeps trying to force me to use a pick to bite me; and the second was to write a song. This is the result. It's pretty funny, especially if you consider the fact that I am a lawyer myself.

Big Important Lawyer Man





Chorus:

You will never be as great as I

I don’t even know why you’d think to try

You can tell by the way I walk

You can tell by the way I talk

Hell, you can even tell by the way I stand

I’m a Big Important Lawyer Man . . .



Verses:

I’m a Big Important Lawyer Man . . .

You can tell by the clothes I wear each day

All decked out in grey or blue or . . . Gray

I’m a Big Important Lawyer Man . . .



I’m a Big Important Lawyer Man . . .

And I have lots of degrees

I can collect lots of fees

All I can talk about is the law

Is there any other conversation after all?

I’m a Big Important Lawyer Man . . .

I’m a Big Important Lawyer Man . . .



Repeat Chorus



I’m a Big Important Lawyer Man . . .

A lot of little people listen to what I say

Really, would you have it any other way

I’m a Big Important Lawyer Man . . .



I’m a Big Important Lawyer Man . . .

I’ve told others that I never make mistakes

I can win your case, no matter what it takes

Well I will, as long as I get rich

Who cares if I am a son-of-a-bitch

I’m a Big Important Lawyer Man . . .

I’m a Big Important Lawyer Man . . .


Repeat Chorus





I’m a Big Important Lawyer Man . . .

I got married in school to a girl named Betty Lee

I thought that she was interested in me

Turned out she was just earning her M.R.S. degree

‘Cause she knew that I was gonna be………..

A Great Big Important Lawyer Man . . .

I’m a Big Important Lawyer Man . . .



Repeat Chorus



Ending:

I’m a Big Important Lawyer Man . . .

You will never be as great as I am

Don’t know why you’d even think you can

Cause I’m a Big Important Lawyer Man . . .

Yes … I’m a Big Important Lawyer Man . . .